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lazer blaze

getting incredibly faded, then quenching your drymouth with an ice cold energy drink, causing a unique, floaty high. similar to railing a line of coke, but much cheaper and healthier. absolutely must be followed up with a good cigarette to enjoy fully.

mohawk:i got a bunch of weed man
metalhead:lets get a couple rockstars and get lazer blazed!

by simplegr33n420 March 11, 2009

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musician's ear

term used by guitarists to explain why they are buying a new instrument when there is nothing wrong with the one they have, under the pretense that normal people's ears aren't as attuned to the sound of a guitar. skeptics often see this as a bullshit excuse to buy a cool new axe for purposes of showing off.

dude1: why did you buy that ibanez? it sounds just like your stratocaster!
dude2:no way man, they're totally different. you just don't have the musician's ear.
dude1:whatever man, you just bought that cuz it looks cool.

by simplegr33n420 April 3, 2009

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steam whistle

when you take a hit and make a whistling noise with your hands. you have to cup your hands together and blow between your thumbs, making a low whistle while the smoke escapes.

an interesting trick used to amuse people when you're smoking pot. "hey, check out my steam whistle."

by simplegr33n420 March 11, 2009

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redneck candle

set a beer can upside down, put diesel fuel in the concave surface on the bottom, and stick a cigarette butt partway in the fuel, letting it soak up a bit. light the cigarette butt and crack open a beer.

when i walked into his garage, there were redneck candles made from coors cans everywhere, and the daytona 500 was on tv.

by simplegr33n420 March 11, 2009

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cock soda

urine contained in a plastic bottle, such as a soda or water bottle, left sitting around your dorm room. also a term for piss in general.

dude, man, whats with all the cock soda sitting around here? go piss outside man!

by simplegr33n420 March 12, 2009

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