Slippery Noodle

A hotel manager or general manager of a property management company, that is generally of Patel descent. Said "noodle" is extremely evasive to actually catch on the phone or in person, and is also extremely indecisive. The "noodle" can only be caught usually on off hours of the night or just before daybreak, when usually a normal person is sleep. If the "noodle" is caught, its epic indecisiveness drives both parties mad and the sale slips from grasp. American hotel managers are not "slippery noodles" but are classified generally as country bumpkins with an addiction for The Price is Right and Cheeto products.

PERSON 1-"That damn Nick Patel of Days Inn is one slippery noodle."

PERSON 2-"You should burn his property down."

PERSON 1-"I'll need to borrow your truck."

PERSON 2 -"Bring back a beef meximelt for me."

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Heugelish

Behavior at work that could be deemed "niggerish" however is pulled off by a smooth talking, easy going white individual and leads to career advancement. i.e. (arriving to work late, insulting clients, calling off work when not sick at an exorbitant rate, running through female employees at an exorbitant rate)

Person 1- Wasn't he supposed to be in at 7 today?
Person 2- I believe so.
Person 1- That's downright niggerish right there. He looks half asleep too!
Person 2- I wouldn't use that word.
Person 1- I know I'm still not used to them working in corporate society.
Person 2- No, I just meant you used the wrong word. It's Heugelish. He just got promoted to VP of Marketing
Person 1- My bad, yea that's some Huegelish shit right there.
Person 2- Atta boy.