Steam

The gaming platform that pretty much every Chad PC gamer uses.

Friend: Dude, I installed Steam 3 days ago and I've gotten laid 25 times already.
Me: Yeah, I've had it for 7 years and got laid 843 times, and that was 9 hours after I got it.
Friend: Sweet.

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Smoo

Pretty sure Smoo is the little robot / alien thing that reddit uses as their mascot.

Not gonna lie, Smoo is actually pretty adorable.

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Film bastard

Someone who actively ruins the experience of watching a movie, usually by talking throughout it or outright spoiling everything.

"Hey, you know that guy is actually the villain."
"God, you are such a film bastard!"