quiet achiever

a fart that does not make a sound but achieves its purpose, that of leaving its mark on its surroundings in more ways than one

douglas hondo: can you smell that?

heath streak: ahh what do you mean? (looking away gingerly)

douglas hondo: it smells like a gas leak

heath streak: sorry, had chilli con carne for dinner

douglas hondo: they call you the typical relentless quiet achiever

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