Long Island hookup

Getting to second base at the very best (though usually it’s usually just making out). Often referred to as an actual hookup for bragging rights, except it’s not. Can also be applied to those in a relationship

Pat: Yo, I just hooked up with my girl Blaire the other night

Pat’s friend Kris: Wait, but was it an ACTUAL hookup, or a Long Island hookup?

Pat: Fuck