Thottess

Any of various females indigenous to empoverished neighborhoods that become so physically attractive they could be called goddess were it not for their thot status.

Me:"Jesus! Look at that thottess! So bad."
Friend:"That's just a thot."

Doobie Boomer

Any of various older men typically 45 to 85 who upon reaching these years develop a seemingly unnatural obsession with cannabis, cannabis culture and cannabis consumption. (See Joey Diaz.)

There's so many of these doobie boomers on the internet now, soon weed won't even be cool smh.

angressive

Marked by particularly explosive and aggressive behavior far exceeding typical characteristics of anger.

(Man)Geez my girl is so crazy, she just skips mad and goes straight to angressive.
(Friend)She needs to mellow bro.

Churkeny

Theoretical genetic combination of turkey and chicken.

I think churkeny tastes better than chicken or turkey.

Sussery

The practice or atmosphere of being sus.

Idk about this spot, the sussery is strong here