Creeper

Minecraft `s grim reaper, blowing up blocks like Al-Quaeda. He`s not a creature that`ll eat ya, bet he`ll leave you petrified, Peter. Remindin`those peeps of Minesweeper (clicking on the brick, then you die in the deep). He`s gonna find your mine `cause he`s a mine reader and now your mine is his `cause it`s Finders Keepers .

Creeper: O HAI ! I`m a creeper so nice! Nice to meet ya! Is that the time? It`s time to leave - tick-tock, tick-tock!
(BOOM)