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Australian Slingshot

Whilst penetrating the pikachu, "cookie." using a condom, at climax remove said condom and shoot it at her face like a rubberband, slinging the baby batter, "semen" all over her, then flush the condom and given the nature of the southern hemisphere it will flush clockwise, letting you know you were truly "down under."

Guy1: "I gave a complete stranger the "Australian Slingshot" and apparently, she had the Stink Eye for like five days."

Guy2: "I wondered why my girlfriend kept winking!!!"

by sitnkyfinger mcumbersome April 17, 2010

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