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Lady with Genital Warts
You went with Jennifer? Man, I heard she has a case of the Lumpy Garfields
When you're trying to stick your dick in a chick and no matter what you do, shes isn't getting wet.
Man, I licked and spit all over the pussy, but the chick was a dry tub and just wasn't into it.
To get a hand-job in a crowded theater
Man, that chick I met last week gave me a Bobert during the Lego Movie.
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