heitger

1) part way evolved 50% chimp, 50% human, often identified by having a bike, broad shoulders and huge hands. Name tags are often not put on straight. Will put blue tac in your key hole as a defence mechanism. Stars in King Kong movies.

2) Thinks they are the most important thing under the sun, does not care about your opinion especially if you are are on duty course.

"Should we rotate Heitger's name tag? Nah, he will put blue tac in your key hole, it's not worth it!"

Van-Shittert

1) A ‘Van-shittert’ is a person who is addicted to playing video games even though they’re probably too old for them. Normally also has an American accent but doesn’t claim to be American.

2) a bit of a space geek and will talk about astronomy when trying to impress people. Has a temper problem that is expressed mainly when under-going physical exercise or participating in group cleaning activities.

Person 1: ‘he is clearly American’
Person 2 ‘I asked him earlier, he said he’s not from America!’
Person 1: ‘I saw him killing a pig on Minecraft as well’
Person 2: ‘Oh my god dude! He’s such a “Van-Shittert”.’

Creampie C

Someone who drives an Alfa Rameo that they probably bought on finance, often not the most social person. Has the catchphrase 'splendid' upon creampieing.

"oh my god, its Creampie C... 'splendid!"