Preserved

Used when someone is looking fine as hell, especially when the individual is older, hungover, or working against some sort of odds.

“Bro you’re looking preserved as hell right now.”
“Appreciate it man, I’m actually still drunk from last night!”

Tubbed

Lights. Camera. Blackout.
When an individual is past the functioning blackout phase of drinking.

“Dude, Steve and Stacy were tubbed last night. I found them passed out in a bush.”

“Let’s get tubbed tonight.”