townie

townies are people who who gain so-called friends by acting like arse holes. but skaters (like me) gain respect by being nice...

townies are a very very common species which is native to britan, they are similar to the pigeon in 5 ways:
1) virmin
2) have a bird brain
3) move around in swarms
4) very unintellegent
5) scavangers

townies are very frigtend when they are by alone (because they are not strong and their is no one to show off to) and very agressive in swarms. they call (us) skaters gay when we hang around with the opposite sex most of the time. and townies walk around in packs of 20-odd boys and think their 'ard'

lol townies usualy all fancy the same girl, who would make a normal human vomit on seeing her.

summary: townies- shoot-to-kill

townie: he-he-he your gay he-he-he (gay laugh)
skater: shut the fuck up you arsewipe
townie: your mums a arsewipe
skater:erm your not funny

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