“Paul”mark

A movie in which they cast hot actresses who can’t act

It’s like a hallmark movie but to appeal to the male audience instead. A “Paul”mark movie, if you will.

Castipated

when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe, and/or crying

“When Jenny told the joke, Arthur immediately became castipated. He was laughing so hard, no noise was escaping his mouth. We could only see tears running down his cheeks. His laughter or, lack thereof, caused everyone around him to laugh as well.”