fudge rabbit

when one pulls a rabbit out of one's butt naked. Imagine a magic trick done right in-front of you, and the result left you amazed, and disgusted, wishing there had been some behind the curtain magic.

Jeff, I don't know how or why you did it, but that was one fudge rabbit you pulled off.
or
when someone drops an ice cream cone on the sidewalk, picks it back up, picks the gravel out, and yells taadaa, then consumes it like magic was involved.