astersex

astersex is a tiktok user that is very sexy. but youre not allowed to think that because he belongs to owen fyi!!
i dont have tiktok so idk how much followers they have but its probably a good amount.
they come from their moms womb, and they have a cat named may.
he has had to deal with his friend npepta pissing themself like a lot its probably very draining lmao

billy: "i think astersex is soo hot!"
jimbo: "yeah i know right?!?! they have so many followers."
owen walks in
"stfu you virgins"

vortex

a stupid motherfucking brit who has quite possibly THE STUPIDEST and most GOOFY nickname in the whole universe.

they enjoy mid run (cookie run), ddlc, and other cringe ass things like dn jokes and among us humour.

generally cringe L fatherless child and no dental care aka goofy ahh teeth.

if you see one just run. as fast as possible. because you might catch the cringe-19 and theres no cure.

jim: vortex is smelly ass fucking brit bitch

karl: based + redpilled

joeys feet

the hottest grippers in the world. so sexy and nutworthy, everyone agrees on this.

kevin: man joeys feet are so hot
bailey: i know right i just want him to give me a foot job <33