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the rather sick sexual act in which one individual cuts off his or her partners penis at which point both parties suck on each end of the severed penis. at some point the masochist will squeeze his balls out through the wound allowing the sadist to play with them. this usually ends in death.
My girlfriend said she was going to give me a Monti Blow-Job tonight! i can't wait!!
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when a police man pulls you over because you didn't come to a "complete stop" at a stop sign. basically if your wheels don't stop moving before you proceed a police man can and will pull you over.
driver: what seems to be the problem officer?
Police guy: you ran a stop sign, you didn't come to a complete stop.
driver: a cowboy stop? are you serious?? c'mon man i was barely moving and there were no other cars.
Police guy: it don't matter, rules is rules. so here is your ticket and have a nice day.
driver: @%&#!!
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an event held by immature seniors in which they target the freshmen and torture them. this will typically involve shoving into lockers, pushing into walls, tripping, sexual harassing the females, etc. apparently intimidating freshmen and making them feel like shit is fun. this day is typically held shortly after the first day of school or shortly before the last day.
Immature Senior: hey man tomorrows freshman beat-down, its gonna be awesome, you gonna be there?
Mature Senior: nah, dude i don't enjoy torturing freshmen, unlike you I want to be good example to them.
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also known as the shake weight, the handjob machine is a tool used to practice handjobs.
my wife is a little out of practice, i think i might buy her a handjob machine.
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