peter pan

to peter pan, or peterpanning someone, is when a girl lies on a bed spreading her legs, while the guy runs at her and the jumps up and lands with his penis in her vagina. This has never been performed by any human being alive except for Peter Pan, because he can fly. Caution to all who may try this.

I peter panned your mom last night. It was like flying.

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ocelot

a little beast who sucks and needs to bow down to megan like a tree to the wind.

why are you such a little ocelot, emu?

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skippy

Common name for a preppy or fraternity guy.

Biff: Skip old boy, are you attending the Dartmouth v. Yale game saturday.
Skippy: I'm there bud.

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Skippy

Only the cutest horse ever known to man, er... horse-kind.

Whoa. You're like, nearly half as gorgeous as Skippy. Wait.. maybe not.

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Tenee

A very artistic girl who Helps her friends all the time, Inside she is sad and is wanting someone to hold her late at night and to look at the stars with her. Kinda looking for something semi serious or serious.

Tenee cries tears of blood as she sits and wishes for a lover that loves her back.

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Sidearm

n. A paradox of Einsteinian proportion, that which is at the same time bad-ass and refined. That which saves brown babies and prepares homemade pasta dough. That which is truly hoss and yet truly gentile. A man of amazing proportion and ridiculous excess. A man of this age and all others.

The sidearm feverishly prepared his fifth culinary masterpiece while simultaneously smoking a pipe and saving a brown village.

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tube sock

A tube sock refers to the result of pink socking your partner, stapling the pink sock to a table, and then pulling on his/her head, stretching the inverted rectum an unhealthy distance.

Mr. Spock's cock shocked her Virginia stock before doing the tube sock

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