los gatos

The only town in California, predominantly white (if you see a minority, take a picture), and filled with rich folks with rich kids all living together in their nice little bubble.

In Los Gatos, drug activities are frequent with daily smokage of weed and occasional large drug busts. Drinking is a favorite past time of high school students with nothing better to do in a town where there really is nothing to do.
This concept is further supported by a lame downtown filled with worthless antique shops for old people and rich bitches who have the money to spare.

George! George! Do come look at this 17th century toothpick that I bought from one of the twenty antique shops in Los Gatos!

Why, William! That is most exquisite! How much did it cost you?

Ah, it was but only pocket change, my friend. I'll earn back my daughter's college fund by tomorrow. No worries 'ol chap. Now let us go smoke some cigars down at the Los Gatos Cigar Lounge.

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Chicago

What you call anyone that's from Illinois

Hey look, there's the new kid.
Where you from?
Illinois.
Aiite, Chicago, we'll see you later.

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