Randy West

An old male pornstar who gets to bone the hottest young females in the world.

I would like to see Randy West fight Peter North to prove who is more man. Then the winner of that match can face Ron Jeremy.

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Blue Lotus

1. n. Represented in ancient Egyptian art. The blue lotus was found scattered over Tutankhamen's body when the Pharaoh's tomb was opened in 1922. Many historians thought it was a purely symbolic flower, but there may be some reason to believe that ancient Egyptians used it to induce an ecstatic state, stimulation, and/or hallucinations.

2. n. A legal flower smoked by mostly indians, some say it causes an experience similar to oxycodone.

Me and Arianna both smoked blue lotus then relaxed on the couch for an hour.

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beered

When you soak someones beard in beer.

A beard soaked in beer.

If dave was more manly I would have given him a steamy beered

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Pontoon

a code-name for penis

"Theres nothing like splashing a little water on my pontoon."

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don't vote

Voting is the process of manipulating a mass amount of people into believing somethings thats untrue.

The government is aware of things us citizens are not, such as whats beyond our world and when the Earth's demise will occur. They're hiding this information to prevent freak outbreaks within. In order to find out the true science behind the way this world operates, we must avoid voting and cooperation at all costs. DON'T VOTE!!!

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Squirrel Brains

Alternative name for testicles.

I told a girl I had AIDS after I fucked her, so she kicked me in the squirrell brains!

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Italian Boiler

When you dip a restrained mans scrotum into a bucket of boiling water.

No wonder he can't have kids, he was given an Italian Boiler by Don Vito back in the day.

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