Italian Boiler

When you dip a restrained mans scrotum into a bucket of boiling water.

No wonder he can't have kids, he was given an Italian Boiler by Don Vito back in the day.

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Mugen

The Ronin guy on Samurai Champloo that looks alot like Spike from Cowboy Bebop

The guy from the Japanese islands on Samurai Champloo is Mugen.

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Squirrel Brains

Alternative name for testicles.

I told a girl I had AIDS after I fucked her, so she kicked me in the squirrell brains!

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Life's Purpose

Life purpose is to break the impossible without realizing it.

You'll never truely understand Life's Purpose

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catheter

A hollow flexible tube for insertion into the urethra to drain urine from the bladder

Charlt - "I can't believe he tripped over your catheter cable."
Jorge - "Indeed, my penis hole is now 5 times as wide, yet bloody as an ox."

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deep passage

A synonym of vagina, but usually when refering to a tall womens vagina.

Yo King Tut, I must say her deep passage is completly unpleasurable especially due to the large amount of crusts/molds inhabiting the insides.

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The Egg Roll

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by wrapping your penis shaft directly south around the scrotum, making the shaft of the penis look like the roll, and the balls looking like the egg.

He ran into the room with his pants down and The Egg Roll flashing. I almost died of laughter.

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