skinsexual

someone who is only attracted to skinny legeneds like the queen raini rodriguez and mariah carey. these people only date skinny legends, and refuse to date anyone else.

friend: oh my gosh isn't Jack so hot!
skinsexual friend: eww no way
friend:wth? why don't you like Jack
skinsexual: nah fam, i'm skinsexual I only like Raini Rodriguez
nobody:
your 4th grade teacher:
not even your mom:
raini: FIESTA SALSA QUINCENERAAAA BAILAAA

joe smith

the name you make up when your friends ask you if you have a boyfriend. sometimes you make a fake instagram account to go the extra mile.

friend- hey lila u got a boyfriend yet?
lila- yes his name is joe smith
friend- show me proof
lila-'looks up top 10 hot models under 15'

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