{COM-you-soCK}
A person who follows the religion on Conischm {Con-ish-sm}, the religion where Joseph Stalin, God of Hunger and Devastation, is the holy spirit. Volgograd (formerly Stalingrad) is the holy site.
Tom: Hey John! Chris is a Commusoch!
John: ok cool idc tho
When somebody is being a lazy bitch and doesn't do anything at all. Also when somebody is being a bitch and a total idiot.
Tom: John's a sonksack! Bitch.
Conischm, the religion where Joseph Stalin, God of Hunger and Devastation, is the holy spirit. Volgograd (formerly Stalingrad) is the holy site. People following it are called Commusochs.
Hey John!
Yes, Tom?
You should try Conischm!
Okay!
We bumpin that song all night baby 24/7
FRRRRRRRRRRRR
Tankman: Ee ee oo u eiaieieeiea eo ui ouooo euo o ugh
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Sometimes can be a bitch, sometimes not.
We don't hate Canadians, especially people from the northern states.
We don't all speak like Texans, there are 49 fricking other states.
Brit: Ay mate, you Americans are bitchy fucks.
American: Fuck you John.
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The best thing to be, as girls are sexy.
You can also simp for boys, because they are very handsome.
But, a simp must be simping on someone very hot, sexy, and awesome.
Go simp on Lucy or someone!
John: "Hey Jeffery, did you hear about Timmy? He's a simp! Amazing!"
Jeffery: "Yes, I did hear about Timmy. He is amazing."