fish mallet

Derogatory Term name or describtion for a penis.

Hey buddy what are you doing tonite
Im broke I think im gonna stay home and play with my fish mallet tonite.

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mushroom war helmet

the head of a dick as it is layed down the bridge of ones nost as the face protection of a war helmet be it norman,trojan,roman,or whatever helmet in wich involving the shaft of an errection on ones nose.

oooooh check out this ,
a passed out chick,
hey Ill giv her a roman helmet and when you take a picture make sure you get a good shot of the mushroom war helmet.

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buppies

anoother word for breasts or boobs used many years ago more popular from the movie blue lagoon

your not so perfect yourself mr richard lestrange I seen you playing with it and know what happens when you do it for a long time
no fair i never peek on you
thats a lie your always staring at my buppies
only cause they look so funny
my buppies are not funny take it back or ill never speak to you again

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colon cowboy

A derogatory term for a homosexual

Whoa look at those two on the bed, Yeah hes a colon cowboy and so is he.

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toilet bowl stout

The brown water or piss or liquid shit that comes out of your ass, Brown in the toilet bowl like stout beer is brown in your glass hence the name toilet bowl stout.

Im not drinking that stuff again, I been pissing out of my ass all day long i made more toilet bowl stout than arthur guiness made beer

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shady hack

somone who fixes things in a manner far from properly done
uses ducktape band aids whatever it takes to fix the problem but not actually repairing it properly

did you see the way he fixed that wheel sensor or how about that bondo job yeah what a shady hack he is

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firing off some ass missels

when you have been cramping and you sit on the throne and take a dump and it violently shoots out splashing in to the toilet bowl like a rocket shot in the water usualy accompanied by a loud fart and a splash in the bowl all at the same time.

oh oh man I need to go in the bathroom that burger king breakfast is going right through me
ok
whats that noise
oh dont go near the shitter vins in there firing off some ass missels

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