unwrap my wiener

To unbutton or unzip ones fly
to expose the penis
derogatory term commonly used durring the holidays in preperation for masturbation

yeah we all want to to go home hell Id like to go home and spank my monkey hey ya know thats a pretty good idea and you two pricks got to stay here and work... ha ha ha Im gonna unwrap my wiener

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blows goats for half price

To badly suck. To suck worse than anything has ever sucked before. worse than diping french fries in your comatose mother in laws bed sores, eeewwwww grossss !!!!!!!!!

This freaking job blows goats for half price, Yeah what a desperation station this place is.

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Redneck Truck

This is a truck not like any other most comonly a two wheel drive chevy or ford in a primer color with big tires and either hockey pucks or blocks of wood for a lift allowing them to stuff the biggest mud tires in it they can to make it look like a 4x4 usually has a gun rack a boom box a 4 wheeler or snomobile in the bed for extra traction maybey even an old air conditioner hanging out of the sliding rear window possibly a confederate or us flag and lots of sticker to reflect true personality.

hey look at that yeah its a true redneck truck only a redneck puts 33 inch gumbo mudders on a two wheel drive chevy truck.

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cleaning my guns

A term used to put the fear of god in to someone.
almost a threat or warning of pre or post insanity.

come on in boy and set down and tell me about your self
you like my daughter
have fun you treat her with respect and ill see ya when you bring her back ill probably be up all night cleaning my guns
nobody likes me everybody hates me i am going home to clean my guns

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smashing your carrot

Derogatory for Masturbating

hey whats going on are you smashing your carrot I knew i shoulndt have let you look at that nuddie mag

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shit dink

One whom has shit on the end of the penis either as a result of inserting it into an anal cavity or just plain filth from not being circumsized.

Hey whats up shit dink,
whoa did you just here that he just called you shit dink
he asked you a question shit dink

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not a big fan

meaning that you dont much like or dislike something

homosexuality.... not a big fan of the ladies are ya
disgust.......... Im not a big fan of their incompetence
racisim.......... Im not a big fan of you poeple

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