Motorpsych

When you think you see an empty parking space, but it turns out to have a motorcycle in it.

"Found a perfect parking place next to the elevator, but it turned out to be a motorpsych."

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Pittaciumodioist

Noun. From the Latin pittacium (label) + odio (to hate). A person who hates being labeled.

I'm not a liberal or a conservative. I don't like to be labeled.
Oh, you're a pittaciumodioist.
I hate you so much.

Croogle

Croogle, n. Google + Croggle. To search the internet for something you've heard about, but can't really believe could be true.

"Hold it, Bill Cosby is giving lectures about how not to be accused of rape? I need to croogle that."