schnatter

n. An excessively impacted bowel movement which produces painful anal fissures when voided.

"My Doctor informed me the problem was most likely schnatter related due to complications arising from bad pizza and a crappy health plan."

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rimscooch

The line that forms around the inside of a bowl of food as you eat it.

"Whose dirty rimscooch bowls are these in the sink?"