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Visual Vegetarian

A person who will not eat meat if it still resembles the animal it was made from. For example, a visual vegetarian would eat chicken fingers but not a chicken leg or wing, because legs and wings still resemble the actual chicken.

Clyde: Are you ready for some of this turkey?

Henry: If you have any sliced turkey I'll take that, but I'm not going to eat from this turkey with the head still on it. I'm a Visual Vegetarian, and that looks too much like the real thing.

by slamjackson.com May 10, 2011

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Controlled Release

Releasing a fart in a safe area to avoid the risk of it slipping out near innocent bystanders later. Would typically be done by executing the release before entering a crowded area or by walking away from the crowded area to execute the release at a safe distance.

Chad: Man, that spicy burrito tore my stomach up.
Gene: Me too. I could have killed somebody if I didn't do a controlled release in my car before I came in to the gym.

by slamjackson.com June 17, 2013

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


doubles partners

A gay couple.

Person 1: Do you ever notice how wierd Scott and Chet are aroud each other?

Person 2: Yea, everyone at the office thinks they might be doubles partners.

by slamjackson.com July 17, 2010

11πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Barrel of Monkeys

A great time.

What was your favorite thing that happened at the party last night?

I don't know. The whole night was a real barrel of monkeys.

by slamjackson.com June 25, 2010

59πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Blowin' Up the Boom Box

Being very loud or making a lot of noise.

Person 1: Man, those guys next door are really blowin' up the boom box. Are they always that loud?

Person 2: Not all the time, but it seems like they always have a lot of people over on the weekends.

by slamjackson.com December 28, 2011

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Full-Timing

The act of working a full-time job.

Joey: Hey man, you Full-Timing yet?

Alex: No, still waiting tables. I haven't been able to find anything full-time since graduation.

by slamjackson.com May 10, 2011

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Buzz Plus

When something happens that makes your situation better. The opposite of a buzz kill.

We were almost out of beer and then DJ showed up with a case of Natty. Buzz Plus.

by slamjackson.com June 25, 2010

25πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž