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Strawberry Trashcan

For a woman to pull her bloody tampon from her vagina and allow her partner to suck on it whilst having intercourse.

Jim: "I just broke up with your sister"

Bob: "Why?"

Jim: "She wanted to give me a Strawberry Trashcan"

Bob: "Yep... That would do it. But Bro, I heard her on the phone this morning saying she had the best sex of her life last night... "

Jim: "Well, after she tried to pull that nasty shit on me, I Donkey Punched that little slut and gave her the hardest fuck of her life.

Bob: *Jaw Drops, Says nothing*

Jim: "Your sister is a twisted freak dude."

by slams4daddy July 3, 2014