During Halloween you dress as ghost and get on all fours, you start masterbating while someone sticks a gourd in your ass.
I went to a halloween party and started ghosturbating infront of everyone.
When you take a white light bulb and stick it in a woman on the rag and then you plug it in.
He gave his girl a rudolph the red-nosed reindeer lastnight!
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