poogas

That odor you smell as you travel pass the following:
- Sewer treatment plants
- Man hole covers
- Any bathroom where someone has taken a nasty dump
- The stairwell in parking garages next to popular bars

This place smells like poogas...

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Futher Mucker

How to say Mother Fucker in front of children you don't want learning "Adult" language.

Futher Mucker, that hurt! (after hitting your thumb for the up-tenith time while hammering nails)

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dumb it down

Convert a file from a current version of a program to a previous version of the same program.

User 01: I can't open this file.
User 02: No wonder why. It's in Word 2003, email it to me and I'll dumb it down to Word 2000 and send it back to you.

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Sweet Jesus

The "Holy Shit!" reaction you get when you scare the crap out of someone (or your pet cat).

Sweet Jesus! Where in the hell did that come from!

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