Saleh

a bitch of a guy, never really thinks of what something could do in the future. He just thinks for now, which is good but not in every situation. If u date a Saleh ur fucked, saleh will compliment every female in existence aside from u, Saleh will talk to other girls when ur not there cus he’s bored, saleh will say that this girl has a better figure than u and then apologize as if his apology is instantly accepted.

Mohammed: hey Saleh aren’t u dating someone?
Saleh: yea why?
Mohammed: cus I’m so confused why u keep talking about other girls when u have ur own🤦🏽 ♀️

thick ranch

the joke of when people say 'i found thick ranch in my moms bedroom' basically meaning cum

jeff (8 years old): i found thick ranch in my mommys room and ate it'

lia: oh u poor child