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moon landing

The act of sitting down.

The only moon landing I'm ever involved with is whenever I sit my fat ass down.

by sleepypie February 28, 2023


gymnopede

An adult male gym instructor who has unnatural desires for his young students.

Larry Nassar became the most famous gymnopede of the last thousand years because he was caught.

by sleepypie December 31, 2022


Smaudience

A small audience.

Last night, my band had the usual smaudience that comes with playing live music in a club in the age of the internet and meticulously manufactured modular music.

by sleepypie September 24, 2018


nasablanca

A white, usually manned craft that is launched into outer space.

When I grow up, I want to ride a nasablanca to Mars.

by sleepypie October 13, 2019


scarijuana

Any marijuana that induces paranoia, anxiety, or fear.

Carly arrived at the gig in Martha's Vineyard high on scarijuana, which did not help her stage fright.

by sleepypie March 15, 2014