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Kelly

Hot ass bitch that everyone wants but can't have. Women go les for and gay men go straight for. Classy bitch with soft ass skin and the best smile. Damn fine. Has the ability to fuck you silly. Will leave you wanting more but you can't have any. Tells you to suck it and you'll hope she means literally and that she'll let you--she won't. Puts on your jeans and looks better in them than you. Perfect ass. Also has the shiniest mother effin hair. Overall Sexy mofo.

Guy: That chick is the sexiest thing I've ever seen...how...how do I describe her???

Guy's friend: Dude, she's clearly a Kelly.

by slide.intomyroom April 14, 2010

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