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When your fishing buddy has so drunk on overproof Rum that you are scared you will find him floating face down if you don't keep an eye on him.
He drank that entire bottle of 150 proof rum on the boat. Better make sure he keeps his life jacket on we don't want a Rum Floater.
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Everybody needs a shooter that's why they make aftershave in so many colours. No other easier way to buy alcohol.
Why do they make aftershave in so many colours? So the poor(homeless) can have aftershave shooters.
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A scale from 1 to 5 to explain to how loaded your fishing buddy was:
1. Lionel Hutz
2. Richard Burton
3. George Jones
4. Charles Buckowski
5. Shane Mcgowan.
A person is added to the scale to allow for a more graphic explaination.
His pisstistity level was like a 5. He would have given Shane Mcgowan a run for his money. We had to take the the bottle off him before he broke it over his bosses head.