Wilbur Soot

Wiblur Soot is a dude who plays minecraft and writes songs n shit
ON THE TOPIC OF MINECRAFT this guy cant take care of his minecraft children for shit
#Justice4Tallulah 😭
(also people are starting to remember him from Lovejoy not minecraft, and thats good thats fine im just sad)

Guy1: hey you ever heard of Wilbur Soot?
Guy2: the guy from Lovejoy?
Guy1: man I'm old

Kiwi Day

Kiwi day, kiwi is even more powerful on this day and everyone must become kiwi

Person 1: hey you know what day it is! Kiwi Day!
Person 2: what on earth are you ta- *kiwifies*