sphagnum

really crap under rehearsed band, who play friends of friends parties at bowling clubs etc...instead of applause they receive calls of "jukebox"

"gee this band sux, what a bunch of sphagnums! JUKEBOX!"

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meat-in-a-roll-ogist

see also kebabstronaut
1. Someone who operates a kebab shop on a deserted mainroad in the middle of the night.

that Habib, he's a great meat-in-a-roll-ogist.

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thornrag

A manufacturer of slime. A slime doctor.

Feeling juicy and sticky I went to my local Thornrag for a diagnosis.

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skipjacktoona

Adj. A disease that is bad. A disease/virus brought on through engaging in rapid and sexual intercourse with large bull weevils and pie.

Suffering from skipjacktoona, Johnny B collapsed and died a gleeful death.

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how-ya-going

word used as substitute for pretty much whatever word the speaker wishes. Of Australian origin.

"hey, pass me that ho-ya-going"
"so, anyway i was down at the how-ya-going to get some booze, when who walks in but Bert Newtown}"

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durff

the area between the scrotum and the anus. named after the noise you make when someone kicks you there.

"you bitch! you kicked me in the durff

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kebabstronaut

1. Someone who eats kebabs, often when drunk or hungover, and on a regular basis.
2. Someone who is very good at eating kebabs - ie does it frequently

see also meat-in-a-roll-ogist

Blake ate kebabs so often, we made him an honourary kebabstronaut.

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