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Bulking Season

Usually used to describe the act of intentionally gaining excessive weight in order to cultivate muscle mass later during weight training

In an office enviroment, it is used to describe an abnormally extreme amount of trash employees are generated daily, an unusual volume of food being consumed and discarded that is so extreme every delivery driver in town is showing up once or twice daily; the opposite of an office Weight Loss Challenge

Manager: This year H.R. is implementing Bulking Season rather than trying to push another Weight Loss Challenge on us. Feel free to bring your own personal full-size fridge, a box of trash bags, and a can of air freshener. Go Big Or Go Home, people!

Employee: No way we can beat those women in H.R. I heard they're so large that they can't see their own office chair without a mirror.

Manager: No comment

by slipandslur October 30, 2019

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begetgo

this is brain fart speak for when you say "the beginning" and "the get go" at the same time and still end up making sense

Paul: When did you know the dude was an undercover cop and not a dealer?

Peter: From the begetgo, man!

by slipandslur January 10, 2013

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BLUETOOTH PRANK AND WANK

The sex fetish of Bluetooth hacking BLE (Bluetooth Low Energy Device) enabled sex toys such as the Lovense Hush, for the purposes of masturbation or sexual arousal

When solely done for hacking purposes it's simply called "Screwdriving"(term coined by the man who discovered the security flaw.

Wife: "Dammit, Jim, stop hitting the activation button, I'm at work!"
Husband: "It's not me. It's probably someone driving around having a bluetooth prank and wank, again! Hey, why do you have it on at work? "
Wife: "See you later, babe..gotta go" *click*

by slipandslur October 3, 2017

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