Brown Musket

Brown Musket describes a sexual act which typically involves at least one male. It occurs when an individual takes a dab of excrement onto their finger and then inserts it into the pee-hole of an erect partner. The pinky is most often used, but more advanced 'Brown Muskateers' often graduate to the use of the larger digits when a willing partner is able to withstand what is usually considered an intensely painful experience. The source of the fecal matter used is irrelevant but most often belongs to one of the involved participants. Extra points are earned the heavier a musket is loaded. Common side effects include urinary tract infections, as well as pissing shit.

Mary was mildly disgusted, but not altogether surprised when Ian's dick tasted like shit after she delicately performed her first Brown Musket on him.

Shitler

A close but more offensive sibling to the Dirty Sanchez, a Shitler is a stylized fecal mustache which typically occurs during anal intercourse. Upon withdrawing from the recipient’s rectum, the protagonist executes a quick, abbreviated swipe of his stool coated penis just under the nostrils of the beneficiary. When properly executed the resulting diminutive turd smudge leaves one resembling the infamous dictator. Not all Shitlers are necessarily politically motivated, although the practice does appear to be more common amongst far right leaning couples.

Peering at her reflection in the bathroom mirror, Gina discovered Ted had bequeathed her with a flawless Shitler.