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Bud Light Apple

A beer for those who are secretly growing a very furry vagina. The sort of people that would suck dick for a hit off a bong. When your woman sees you drinking Bud Apple, she immediately is looking around the party to see who she can cheat on you with because she wants a real man.

Billy- "you're drinking Bud Light Apple..?"

Jim "yea it's so good"

Billy " you may as well go do your cross fit you fucking pussy"

by slitherinsexy689 May 11, 2016

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