when you rape a cheeseburger and the friction melts the cheese, forcing it into your dick hole, then you give the burger some special sauce. giving the burger that exploding flavour
i just mcraped a cheeseburger
when you are flying and jerking off at the same time and you cum and it forms a cloud in the sky
when you fuck your girl and cum in her but you didnt even get fully hard
i fucked her with my soft serpant
when a male has a dick the shape and size of a hammerhead shark
when you wake up in the morning with a cold tip
i woke up with a cold helmet this morning
when little boys get their premature balls played with by their uncle at Christmas time
IVE BEEN JINGIJANGLED!!
The Greek god of the penis he also has a massive cock, Ragnacock also means the hugest penis youve ever seen
hey, i sucked his Ragnacock last night