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when a male has a dick the shape and size of a hammerhead shark
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when you wake up in the morning with a cold tip
i woke up with a cold helmet this morning
when you fuck your girl and cum in her but you didnt even get fully hard
i fucked her with my soft serpant
when you are flying and jerking off at the same time and you cum and it forms a cloud in the sky
when you rape a cheeseburger and the friction melts the cheese, forcing it into your dick hole, then you give the burger some special sauce. giving the burger that exploding flavour
i just mcraped a cheeseburger
when little boys get their premature balls played with by their uncle at Christmas time
IVE BEEN JINGIJANGLED!!
The Greek god of the penis he also has a massive cock, Ragnacock also means the hugest penis youve ever seen
hey, i sucked his Ragnacock last night