Krista

A spicy girl who often cements her vagina shut in order to prevent accidental pregnancy

Don't expect any of those Kristas to go swimming. They will sink like rocks.

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copoon

Derrived from Cocoon and poon.

When you're having sex, and when you pull out your penis has wings.

I got copooned the other day. It's chill though, I just tell the ladies my penis is an angel

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Stonegina

When a woman uses cement to seal her vagina shut, hence preventing pregnancy

Krista, AKA "Stonegina," is the worlds first human paperweight.