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Uncle

Translated into Punjabi it means breast.

Man look at the size of that girl's uncles !

by slssfw April 25, 2005

15πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


unction junction function

The act of performing a bowel movement i.e. having a shit / dump.

I've gots to go to the loo for an unction junction function.

by slssfw May 20, 2005

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


fofw

An acronym for Finger Of Fudge Willard.
A guy who has tried his heart out to chat up a girl and get into her knickers for a shag but all he gets for his efforts is a "finger of fudge."

He tried his best to screw her but all he ended up with at the end of the evening was a finger of fudge.

by slssfw April 30, 2005

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Starling Engine

After smoking really strong weed one reaches a state of "Starling engine" when the sound of starlings drives a person to a high induced paranoia.

Oh dude you smoked that weed and ended up starling engine.

by slssfw May 20, 2005

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


flew

An acronym of feline lipstick engine weasel i.e a cat.
Lipstick engine because the penis elongation process is similar to that of a stick of lipstick being screwed out of it's casing.

Hey, did you empty flew's litter tray this morning ?

by slssfw May 20, 2005

6πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


pelican fly

When you are completely wasted/high stoned to the point of totally losing it. Can only really reach "pelican fly" on cocaine, amphetamines. E, LSD. But some people can reach it on marijuana.
Origins from the film "Scarface." Al Paccino is sitting in a bath watching TV and sees a pair of flamingoes flying and says : "Hey Manny look at it .. Pelican fly come on pelican."

Man I smoked some really strong weed and was "pelican fly."

by slssfw April 30, 2005

410πŸ‘ 247πŸ‘Ž


snotface

16-22 yr old female indie-kid from the early 1990s. Listens to Nirvana and the like. Likes to drink and smoke and is quite loud.. Dress code mainly black and wears Doc Martin boots. If a snotface is wearing black tights or stockings you can guarantee they will have large holes in them.
Sexually uninspiring and lacklustre in bed. Male equivalent is called a "Young Weasel." A popular hangout was a pub called the Dome in Tuffnell Park, North London back in early 90s.

Hey man check out that snotface, I bet her knickers stink of stale piss.

by slssfw April 30, 2005

9πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž