mudpie

A large squeezing of human poop that kinda sets on top of the toilet bowl water, resembling a scaled down cowpie.

The morning after Thanksgiving, I usually have a large bran muffin, and three large cups of black coffee. That my friends, is my recipe for a mudpie.

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bank biscuit

A very foul fart that was perfectly timed, just as a banking deposit is made at the drive up window.
The most tasteless version of this involves driving a nasty fart into the deposit canister before sending it to the teller.

"I opened an account at the bank where my ex-wife works just so I can grace her with the occasional bank biscuit".

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