Noobcake

Used to call your friend an idiot without offending them.

Friend: 1+1 is 2
Me: You silly noobcake!

the penis game

A game in which you and one or more friends take turns yelling 'penis' as loud as you possibly can.

Me: Let`s play the penis game!
Friend: PENIS

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1% milk

The lord an savior Jesus H. Christ of all milk percentages. 3% and 2% are just chunky white shit, like yourself. Drink 1%, or else Satan will eat your children. God will hate you if you drink different milk. Rejoice

Friend: 1% milk gives me life.

Me: Fucking carry my children.

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