Leg Lag

When you have been at the buggery pokery with a woman. After climaxing this is the jelly like feeling you get in your legs.

Ryan: Hey I went to Katie’s last night I was banging all night then my legs went funny
Joe: Looks like you got leg lag Ryan

Thurcroft Thump

When someone from Thurcroft gives a good old face bashing

Barbecue Owner: Hey come back here with my barbecue
Fordy: Fuck off it’s going on marketplace
Barbecue Owner: Fuck you Fordy here’s the Thurcroft Thump!
*SMASH*