boston teabag

a sexual move where a man covers his testicles in custard before inserting them inside a woman's (or another man's, i suppose) mouth, who then draws forth from the aforementioned bag in a succulent manner.

dude, did you make it with shelly last night?

yeah, totally. gave her a boston teabag and everything.
really? where'd you get the custard?

i raided the krispy kreme case at the circle k.
sweet. i'll have to remember that.

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