Redneck Ramadan

A period of feasting which lasts more than one day for a person who views Islam as a way of life to be mocked , hated, or misunderstood.

Usually the result of a windfall, ie a sale on Natural Ice, a winning scratch off ticket, a new girlfriend with an EBT card.

Redneck" I ran into the vending machine lady, she was throwing out all the old sandwitches since they expired, and she let me have em all ! I have enough vending machine food fer four days, breakfast lunch and dinner !"

Observer "Looks like the begining of a Redneck Ramadan.

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irreconcilable differences

50% Chance this is an insult. If you are wrong, then it doesnt matter because insult recepient is well enough adjusted to have a laugh.

Person A : Ahhh, your parents had irreconcilable differences.
Person B:. That Insult was exremely uncalled for and unproffesional.

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