qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

someone says this when they do not know how to speak. pronounced (ch-wer-te-yoo-ii-oo-pee-ass-duh-fuh-guh-hu-juu-kuu-lu-zu-schsuu-cuh-vuh-buh-nu-ma).

jimmy: i gotta bag 'o cocaine in me car.
bob: Are you drunk?!?!?!?
jimmy: oh yah dats right it wasnt cocaine it was qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
bob: there is an asylum up the street, maybe itll do u sum good.