SMDTM

Abbreviation for the phrase: "Show me don't tell me". For use in emails, instant messaging and sms texting.

Son: "Dad, I hope you are still able to read and comprehend this text. The doctors called and told me you only have a day or two and you are drifting further into oblivion as each hour passes. My platoon is pinned down in this hell hole of a valley and surrounded on all sides by the advancing Borneo Free Militia. They are ruthless and brutal and we are sitting ducks waiting to be swept upon in a grotesque frenzy.

Despite these forlorn circumstances, I made a vow many years ago-before I arrived here-that I would be by your side in your final days. I intend on upholding that promise. Even if I have to sprint those 6 miles out to sea alone with nothing but my rifle and your lucky hatchet on my hip, I will make it there. I will move heaven and earth-and believe me-you will once again feel my hand in yours."

Sent at 03:56 AM

Dad: "SMDTM"

Received 3 mins ago

Bregma

The point or area of the skull where the sagittal and coronal sutures joining the parietal and frontal bones come together.

Also part of the BOFA spectrum of conditions.

Doctor: After extensive testing, we've concluded that your father's Bregma has been severely compromised.

Daughter: Oh my god, how long does he have?
Doctor: We can't be 100 percent certain but it's a similar prognosis to LIGMA and BOFA. You are also at risk, therefore I recommend you try a radical pioneering treatment. It's called Sugondese.

Daughter: Sugondese?
Doctor: Sugondese nutz

misogynist paradox

The notion that a woman is promiscuous (a slut) if she refuses to yield to a man's sexual advances.

*at club*
Guy: That bitch didn't wanna come back with me. fucking whore!
Friend: Isn't that the misogynist paradox?
Guy: Fuck you nigga!

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