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Fuck Tard

Fuck Tard… a person in a position of power or authority that is a fucking retard, causing them to inadvertently fuck people over. This person is usually innocuous or benign, but is so stupid that they always fuck something up, causing someone to get fucked over.

EXAMPLE.. "My Fuck Tard boss shorted my paycheck again"

by smendez April 11, 2010

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Vagatitus

Vagatitus.....A disease of the mind, common to men in their thirty's. Symptoms include but are not limited to, living in their mothers basement, playing in a band that never seems to play anywhere, hitting on every girl they see, while driving a mini van, masturbating in front of a full length mirror while listening to "eye of the tiger" and thinking about Clubber Lang in boxer shorts, and forcing small woodland animals to have sex with them. This disease is incurable and the afflicted should be immediately euthanized. 

EXAMPLE… "Did you see Tom's new guitar? His mother bought it for him because he has Vagatitus

by smendez April 11, 2010

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cock bite

When a person intentionally acts to cause humiliation to another person.

That fucking"cock bite" Sam tripped me in front of my three year old son, then he pissed on me and threw rocks at me while my son watched and laughed. I hate that fucking "cock bite"

by smendez April 4, 2010


dick speed

the rate in which one object penetrates another. The term is usually used when describing how fast a penis penetrates a vagina during sex, but can be used to describe any kind of penetration by one object into another.

I use a high dick speed when fucking my wife, but a low dick speed when dipping my bread sticks in pizza sauce.

by smendez May 4, 2010

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