Cumback

A quick reply or retort where one distorts a seemingly normal conversation into a dirty one with a sexual partner or interest. The dirtier the better.

That’s what she said would be considered the most simple form of a cumback. Of course, the more unique and specific the response, the better.

Him: Hey wanna hang out?

Her: What time?

Him: I’m off work at 9.

Him: Lol I have a long meeting tomorrow so I’m probably gonna be drained around 9 or 10. Next week?

Him: I know something else that’ll be drained around 9 or 10... inches

Her: Ugh you’re right, let’s fuck!

Friend 1: You always gotta hittem with a cumback

Friend 2: Why’s that??

Friend 1: Because talking dirty and suggestive makes her think of you... sexually. She’ll be thinking of the dick! Plus it’s entertaining. For everyone involved.

Friend 2: Even with mediocre dick?

Friend 1: Even with mediocre dick.